|Minding my own business. Putting on makeup to cover the last |
time she stung me, when she hid in my face towel . Bitch.
|She rises majestically from her throne beneath my faucet.|
|Holy. Crap. She is the wasp version of one of those Jersey Shore bitches. |
Also, you should be imagining the "Darth Vader" theme music during this slide.
|Obviously, I do battle with her. NOT. My "fight or flight" responses are heavily weighted toward flight. See ya!|